HarroMoto
A blog about father and daughter duo, Motohiro and Gwendolyn, and their everyday conversations.- Dad: Do you want turkey on your salad?
- Me: No.
- Dad: No, you have to have it!!
- Me: I don't want any turkey.
- Dad: Too bad!
- Dad is going to Las Vegas next weekend:
- Me: I'll just check you in the day before so you don't have to go to the ticket booth.
- Dad: You'll check me in a day before...at the airport?
- Me: What? No, I'll do it online.
- Dad: You can do that?!?
- Dad: I have three weeks worth of vacation days this year.
- Me: Let's go to Europe!
- Dad: Who's going to take care of the animals?
- Me: They'll take care of themselves.
- Dad: Impossible!
- Me: What are you doing
- Dad: What
- Me: It's 9:30 in the morning, are you seriously drinking already
- Dad: Alcohol is fun!
- Dad has a favorite fork and he gets mad at me if I use it while we're eating dinner. So I took it upon myself to label two slots in the utensil drawer for forks, spoon, chopsticks, etc. that he likes to use, and one for me. I labeled them "M.O." for him and "G.O." for me. Today, he called me into the kitchen:
- Dad: What is this
- Me: One section for your things and one for mine
- Dad: But...what is G.O.?
- Me: My initials
- Dad: No...
- Me: Yes?! Gwen Ogura? G.O.??
- Dad: Oh. Yeah.
- Me: You forgot my name, huh
- Dad: Yeah.
- Me: Yeah.
Dad is a member of the ASPCA, the HSUS and Ally Cat Allies.
Just in case you were wondering where all our money goes.
- Me: Where did you get those flowers from?
- Dad: A girl at work.
- Me: Does she like you?
- Dad: Everyone likes me. I'm handsome.
- Me: Do you like my new dress?
- Dad: That's a nightgown
- Me: What
- Dad: It's pajamas
- Me: No, it's not
- Dad: You are pajamas, I am pajamas, we are pajamas
- Dad: It's hot in here!
- Me: No it's not
- Dad: Did you turn the heater on??
- Me: Maybe you're going through menopause
- Dad: What's a metapod?
- Dad came home and decided he wanted to give me a pop quiz about the world's population ranking:
- Dad: What's number 1
- Me: China
- Dad: What's number 2
- Me: India
- Dad: Wow, you're pretty good.
- Me: I think that's common knowledge
- Dad: What's number 3
- Me: Um...Russia?
- Dad: HAHA NO, YOU'RE STUPID.
